ice breaker

I am the Overlord.  I enjoy drinking hot cocoa and making frosty comments.  I think cannibalism is funny.  This is my favorite time of year, because my toes are perpetually cold.  Some of my hobbies include taking bad pictures and talking to my cats.

I used to have a site affectionately named “Evil as a Lifestyle Choice”.  There were a few rad posts, but I got bored and killed it in the middle of the night.  The spirit of freeevil dot com lives here, on this blank slate, with the same logo because I’m too cheap to pay for a new one.

We’re all hoping www.minionstew.com will know it’s place, stop talking back, and learn to live and fight another day.

A quick few words about Minion Stew:

2 pounds minion, cut into 1 inch cubes
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 clove crushed garlic
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 onion, medium dice
2 cups minion broth
3 potatoes, diced
4 carrots, diced
1 stalk celery, diced

Minions tend to be tough skinned but weak in will power.  Cow is to beef as henchman is to minion.  You’d think by the look of them that their flavor would be somewhat beefy, but it’s really more like pork.  They have short attention spans.

I like the way this place looks after a good scrub down.  Overlord has always had a problem with holding down the delete button a little too long.  Nothing is ever good enough, and new beginnings are oh-so-tempting.  I am, after all, an Evil Overlord, hell bent on bathing the land in fire and what not…